Yo, crazies! Game’s LIVE, and I’m losing my mind over here. Been about a week since I started this mess, and Clickonauts is finally kicking! Here’s the rundown—buckle up, it’s a wild ride.

🌟 HTML’s Dead, Phaser’s King

So, I had this janky HTML version up first—total garbage. Couldn’t handle my big, messy dreams, so I blew it up and rebuilt everything in Phaser. Took some swearing and a lot of coffee, but damn, it’s smoother now. Just got the new build up today after wrestling a nested folder and an "Index" typo—why is it always the dumb shit that trips you? Anyway, it’s alive!

🎮 Where We’re At:

• Tutorial’s In – You lot yelled for it, so I crammed a Level 1 tutorial in there. No excuses now, newbies!
• Clicks Are Poppin’ – Basic click stuff’s working. Smash the boss, grab bits, go ham.
• Yes. I know. its basic... but its growing rapidly and the correct way this time to prevent a nightmare of Spaghetti later on. 
• Drones are next to get back into the game.

💥 What’s Next, Baby:

• Idle Madness – Mothership upgrades, more drones, vacuums—gonna let this beast run itself soon.
• Chain Reactions – Click good, shit explodes. Still tuning it.
• Neutrinos – Those rare drops? Big plans cooking—gimme a sec to make ‘em nuts.
• Streak Bonus – Chain those clicks, and watch the speed go brrrr!

🤪 Solo Dev Life

It’s just me, one lunatic slamming code together. Week one’s been a blur—HTML sucked, Phaser rules, and your feedback’s keeping me sane (ish). Updates every week ‘til this thing’s a monster—stick around!! Oh, and today’s upload? Nested folder hell and a capital "I" in "Index" almost ended me. Fixed it, though—boom!

🏆 Leaderboard Dreams

Still coming:

• Stage 1 – Boss gets wrecked.
• Stage 2 – Bits get snatched.
• Stage 3 – Total Clear, flex city! Scores—daily, weekly, eternal—gonna track ‘em all soon.

⚖ Upcoming Hell:

• Drones 2.0 – Just dropped ‘em, but they’re getting crazier.
• Neutrino Vibes – Figuring out how to make ‘em bonkers.
• Mothership Guns – Hush-hush, but oh yeah 👀
• UI Glow-Up – It’s rough, but I’ll make it sexy eventually.

🐞 Bug Bash:

• Dots Freak Out – Resize screwed ‘em up FIXED, bitches!
• Fix – Lock your screen size FIXED, no prob!
• Phaser’s still kicking my ass sometimes—patience, I’m learning!

🎯 Go Click Some Stars!

Game’s up, drones are in, and I’m hyped as hell. Dive in, break it, tell me what’s busted. We’re building this chaos together—let’s blow shit up! 🚀